Who are you?Who the hell are
you? Sorry, I'm from Long Island, I get defensive and belligerent for no reason. (See Bill O'Reilly for further validation.)
I'm Paul. Read my asinine blog
here. Or, don't, what the hell do I care?
Where are you?Oregon. For the record, say it like "organ" with a slight "uh" after the R. It comes naturally to us mutterers.
You started listening to Ace back in...Mid-'06, shortly before T came on board. At first, I thought the show was
eh, but once they added her I started to listen more, thought she brought a lot to the show. Didn't like DD at first but grew to. Never really saw or heard Loveline, not much Man Show either, but I always thought Ace was funny, especially after catching him on Stern (fan since '82). Danny sucks rat farts.
Favorite thing to do?Hang out with the wife. (No,
you're a pussy!) We work odd hours, so one day out of the week we'll prepare a week's worth of meals while listening to the show and doing shots. We start around 4:30 am, so we usually only hear the replay and the first hour or two before we get tipsy. Then we move on to music (usually something from the 70's that Aceman would dig) and some seriously crippled karaoke. So, okay, I'm a pussy.
For some reason, I also collect
old TV commercials, mainly from the 70's and 80's. It's sad, really, but I like it.
What kind of car do you drive?A Ranger, but unlike Adam, I could not care less about cars. Or sports for that matter. Unfortunately, I'm closer to Danny in that respect. <suppressing breakfast burrito>
Favorite Ace Quote?Jeez, too many to recall. Off the top of my head... I forget what third-world country he was disparaging, but he described their legal system as consisting entirely of "a chicken in a powdered wig."
Randomly: I've called in a bunch of times, usually badly. I used to post at the old board, but got, uh, bored. I listened infrequently after D-Boner was inflicted on the show, but then got back into it and learned, much like Ace, to simply tune him out or laugh at his feeble attempts at comedy with a sort of bemusement. To put it like Ace might, Danny's Danny, and funny is funny, and never the twain shall meet.