Who are you?
Jonathan L.

Where are you?
Salisbury, Maryland

You started listening to Ace back in...
High School, 98 Rock, Baltimore (2001)

Favorite thing to do?
Podcast Adam while I deliver pizzas at night for Papa Johns

What kind of car do you drive?
93 Accord

Favorite Ace Quote?
"Good times" - Always a winner
Lately, "How sad is your life that you need an animal for validation?!"


Yeah guys, just wanted to give you a quick hello!
My brother graduated from UMD College Park and moved to San Diego about 4 years ago. He listens to you and told me how funny it was, so I figured out what the hell podcasts are, so now I download yours regularly. I stack up on two or three days worth and play it while I drive pizzas around town.

Very funny stuff! Lots of appreciation over here on the east coast Salisbury, MD

Who are you?
Jenn

Where are you?
Chicago

You started listening to Ace back in...
1996ish, junior high - I first listened to Loveline because Chris Hardwick was supposed to be on. Remember Chris Hardwick? That's right, no you don't.

Favorite thing to do?
drink beer while listening to NPR

What kind of car do you drive?
a bike

Favorite Ace Quote?
"You should treat your body like a car. You can't turn a Datsun into a Ferrari. What you do is, keep it clean, keep it running, change the fluids, maybe tint the windows a little. You make your Nissan Centra the best looking of all the Nissans. Same with your body. Just eat right, drink a lot of water, and take a bunch of heroin and you'll lose weight in no time."

Who are you?
Todd I

Where are you?
San Jose, CA

You started listening to Ace back in...
Occasional Loveline, full time ACS first on Free FM then via Podcast

What kind of car do you drive?
93 Honda Civic

Favorite Ace Quote?
"Nobody receives oral like the Aceman"
"Waffle crapper"
"Douche Nozzle"

Who are you?

I am John.

Where are you?

Fresno, CA.

You started listening to Ace back in...

97

Favorite thing to do?

Read.

What kind of car do you drive?

I don't drive.

Favorite Ace Quote?

"The little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs."

Do I have to do all the questions? Love this board, set up like my 49ers one
Actually, I mean our original hosttown board.....

Who are you?
Tim

Where are you?
Kansas City

You started listening to Ace back in...

2000 with the Man Show. Rediscovered him in early 2007 on ACS pod cast

Favorite thing to do?
Brew beer, drink beer, disc golf

What kind of car do you drive?
Nissan Frontier

Favorite Ace Quote?

Too many to pick just one....

Who are you?
tenjay/joaquin

Where are you?
san francisco

You started listening to Ace back in...
1998 on live 105

Favorite thing to do?
spend time with the gf, play scrabulous on facebook, play real sports and fairytale sports as well

What kind of car do you drive?
i walk or take a bus most of the time and do not own a car.

Favorite Ace Quote?
i think i like dfg's "if you're not wasted, the day is" most. i'll have to think about my favorite adam quote.

^^tim belcher of the dodgers?

Who are you?
DangerSeeker. The kind of man who doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear".

Where are you?
Los Angeles

You started listening to Ace back in...
Can't remember - whenever he was first doing Mr. Birchum on KROQ (mid-90's?)

Favorite thing to do?
Road trip

What kind of car do you drive?
'07 Pacifica

Favorite Ace Quote?
(to the best of my memory) "Having Paula Abdul judging a singing competition is like taking a retarted chimp who does finger-painting, and saying 'Hey, let's put him on the Board of Directors down at the museum!'"

Who are you?
Dan from thefullpint.com

Where are you?
Right near Pasadena, CA, in Arcadia aka A-Town

You started listening to Ace back in...
2006 - I outgrew Bigboy and Kevin and Bean and started listening in on the radio.
Before that, it was Loveline, then Man Show, then Crank Yankers!!

Favorite thing to do?

Drink and laugh

What kind of car do you drive?
Altima 2008 2.5 SL

Favorite Ace Quote?

When someone busts Adams balls, he says "Mmmmm mmm hmmmm"

I guess that quote would be more effective if I spelled "retarded" correctly.

"Having Paula Abdul judging a singing competition is like taking a retarded chimp who does finger-painting, and saying 'Hey, let's put him on the Board of Directors down at the museum!'"

Who are you?
PterodactylBurgers, but my imaginary friends call me a retard. In real life, I am nobody. People often wonder why I don't smile. That's because I got beat up, ripped off, and knocked down too many times to count. I am an unemployable piece of shit who will never get married, never make money, never be in the right vocation, I will always be the biggest cowardly loser in human history. Sometimes I have a psychotic break, and think I am Shakespeare. Shakespeare isn't that interesting, save for his heroic epics about military events, which is a hell of a lot better than Hamlet. And I also think that reading John Donne gives me a woody. Instead of being a Terry Pterodactyl, I am a pterodactyl burger still trying to figure out why I'm here on this planet. Some people may have other ideas about me, but at this end, I have no plans except to endure another slapdown that will keep me in my bedroom for months on end.

Where are you?
Lily-white Santa Monica, an area Adam Carolla is familiar with.

You started listening to Ace back in...
The mid-90s when he just replaced Riki Rachman on LOVELINE. When Riki was on, it was unlistenable, and the hair metal days had passed by then. Adam made LOVELINE his comedy soundboard, and it's his best work. I don't know why he still wants to do morning radio. I personally think those days have passed as an industry. But what do I know? I think that Tim Conway Jr. is funnier than his dad Tim Conway.

Favorite thing to do?
I listen to the radio, because for the most part it's free, and I am not required to buy products anybody sponsors on the air. If I had Sirius, I would listen to Howard Stern, and forget that Adam Carolla ever existed. It was pretty much that way with me for a while. I didn't even know that Jimmy Kimmel was in L.A. radio. I could give a shit, I was listening to Stern and everybody else, like Conway and Steckler/Conway and Whitman/The Tim Conway Jr. Show. You know that Timmy arrived when one of Stern's Wack Packers, Wendy the Retard, called in to his show. I also listen to Jim Ladd, Don Imus, Garrison Keillor, and some others.

What kind of car do you drive?
A sad little Honda Civic that doesn't work anymore. It's been sitting here for weeks now. I used to drive to Vegas with it by myself, and those good times are over.

Favorite Ace Quote?
I don't have one, because I notice most of his slang comes from the San Fernando Valley, known as The Valley. It would be "good times," but that's Valley.

Who are you?

My name is Craig, i'll be 28 this summer.


Where are you?

Adams favorite state of Florida


You started listening to Ace back in...

Loveline TV show in 1999, followed by the radio show.


Favorite thing to do?

Play guitar, Travel out of FLA, Tecmo Superbowl, sell things on ebay/Craigslist, listen to the ACS podcast.


What kind of car do you drive?

2001 Chevy S-10 Blazer


Favorite Ace Quote?

I've had an Impacted Assfull of (noun).

Name is Chris

Im in Medford Oregon

Started listening to Ace back with the loveline days.. then The Man show and now his radio show 2 weeks ago when it started on the rock station here in the morning

Favorite thing to do is hang out with friends, party, and chicks

I drive an 03 Chevy Cavalier LS Sport... Which I'm paying WAY WAY too much for.

Favorite Ace Quote.. Uh... dont have one yet.

Who are you?
Scott

Where are you?
Nanaimo, British Columbia

You started listening to Ace back in...
Enjoyed The Man Show, and randomly stumbled upon loveline back in 2000, and thought to myself "where do I recognize this voice?? Hey this guy's really funny, and have been madly in love ever since.

Favorite thing to do?
Sexual intercourse.

What kind of car do you drive?
94 Precidia

Favorite Ace Quote?
I haven't really thought about it, but the one I use the most is probably "I don't know about that."